17 January 2014

No List Friday


I have acquired the most interactive calendar for the year ...





08 January 2014

Yacht did you say?

I was trying to txt the word, 'y-a-c-h-t' the other day.

I am a horrible speller.

These were my attempts:


  • yaucht
  • yaut
  • yuacht
  • yauct
  • yauctt
  • yaugcht
  • yagcht
  • yauch

07 January 2014

Confessions


  • Beyonce is my girl, but her new secret album ... thumbs down.
  • I start to dread the end of summer by mid June.
  • I always wanted a summer birthday, but I have come to terms with having a November birthday; I guess.
  • Feet are gross.
  • Ears are weird.
  • I love the smell of Scope mouthwash.
  • Fine point pens trump all others.
  • I hate canoes.
  • I hate the idea of canoeing. 
  • The same goes for ice skates and ice skating.
  • I once had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed birthday party.
  • When I see the word, 'applause' I instantly think, 'applesauce'
  • I love the word albeit, but I have no idea how to correctly use it in a sentence.

05 January 2014

No Comment

Conversations immediately get awkward when you ask me things like this:

  • What are your New Year's resolutions?
  • What do you mean you don't have any New Year's resolutions?
  • What do you want to do?
  • What do you want to do job wise?
  • Yeah, but, what do you really want to do?
  • What's your dream job?
  • What are you doing this weekend?
  • What's your 5 year plan?
  • Have you read Fifty Shades of Gray?
  • You really hate watermelon?