26 May 2009

I'm thinking of a number between 7 and 9

I know I have so much to catch up on, but for today: the Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know according to netlingo. I think the list ranges from 'funny' to 'seriously?' ... plus most sound straight out of To Catch a Predator.
  • 8 - oral sex
  • 1337 - elite
  • 143 - I love you
  • 182 - I hate you
  • 459 - I love you
  • 1174 - nude club
  • 420 - [guess]
  • adr - address
  • asl - age/ sex/ location
  • banana - penis
  • cd9 - code 9 - parents alert
  • dum - do you masturbate
  • dusl - do you scream loud
  • fb - f --- buddy 
  • fmltwia - f me like the whore I am
  • fol - fond of leather
  • gnoc - get naked on cam
  • gypo - get your pants off
  • iaym - I am your master
  • if - in the front
  • iit - is it tight?
  • ilfd/ ilmd - I like female/ male dominance
  • imezru - I am easy are you?
  • iwsn - I want sex now
  • jo - jack off
  • kfy - kiss for you
  • kitty - vagina
  • kpc - keeping parents clueless
  • lmirl - let's meet in real life
  • moos - member of the opposite sex
  • moss - member of the same sex
  • morf - male or female
  • mos - mom over shoulder
  • mpfb - my personal f buddy
  • nalopkt - not a lot of people that know
  • nifoc - nude in front of the computer
  • nmu - not much you?
  • p911 - parent alert
  • pal - parents are listening
  • paw - parents are watching
  • pir - parent in room
  • pos - parent over shoulder
  • pron - porn
  • q2c - quick to cum
  • ru18 - are you over 18
  • ruh - are you horny?
  • s2r - send to receive
  • sorg - straight or gay?
  • tdtm - talk dirty to me
  • wycm - will you call me?

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