Schlotzsky's = FAIL

• For some reason, this past week the joke has been on me ... nothing has gone my way
• Thursday all I wanted for lunch was a roast beef & cheese sandwich from Schlotzsky's
• but I didn't want to spend money ... I dealt with the internal conflict, and decided to go and buy lunch
• So I went to Schlotzsky's and payed $5.79 for a roast beef & cheese
• When I got home my sister asked what I picked up for lunch ... I started rambling about:
• - how much I like Schlotzsky's sandwich's
• - that the last time I ate there was about a month ago
• - and ever since then I have been craving it.
• .... I was talking as I was unwrapping my sandwich ... and then there was silence when I realized I was not looking down at a roast beef & cheese
• I unwrapped some sort of wrap
• yuck
• it was basically salad, a few pieces of chicken, dressing, rolled up in a soft taco
• ... like I said, jokes on me
• so I ate it
• it was like punishment food
• AND whatever mystery dressing was on it made my mouth tingle ... and by 'tingle' I mean burn uncontrollably ... and my eyes water ... and my nose run
• it was not a fun experience
• ... nor was it the delightful lunch that I had planned on consuming