08 December 2010

Professional Christmas Tree Namer


The place my parents always purchase the family Christmas tree from have trees with names. This year we passed by: Elf, Nerdy, Conan, Stubby, Steph, Fred, Dirty Dog, George Bush, Georgia Peach, and one whose name tag stated, "Call Me Dancer." We ended up with January.

However, it was difficult to resist this guy:





I think I have found my calling as a professional Christmas tree namer ... I believe I could thrive in a tree naming position. Just to rattle off a couple possible tree names, I'm thinkin':

  • Joe Flacco
  • Don Draper
  • Betty Draper
  • Francis
  • Frances
  • DeSean
  • DeAngelo
  • Jessica Rabbit
  • Ke$ha
  • Gwen
  • Bruce
  • Ester Greenwood
  • Atticus
  • Lady Gaga
  • Alex Trebek
  • "Your Mother Trebek"
  • Teddy
  • Collin
  • Bubba
  • Simon
  • Jay-Z
  • Buddy
  • Zooey
  • Beyonce
  • Sasha Fierce
  • Julie Andrews
  • Oprah
  • Holden
  • Queen Elizabeth II
  • ?uestlove
  • McNabb
  • Fat Boy
  • Jackson
  • LP
  • Pauly D.
  • Chronic
  • Southern Comfort
  • Mac




2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12/08/2010

    Hey yo, Itch! Thanks for the shout out!

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  2. Yeah, nooo problem ... Zooey? j/k

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