08 March 2011

Life As Sloth


I have come to an unsettling conclusion.




Photo complements of NatGeo

Liz = Sloth

  • Sloth: rarely leaves tree
  • Liz: rarely leaves house

  • Sloth: competent swimmer
  • Liz: does a mean doggy paddle

  • Sloth: low body temperature
  • Liz: always cold

  • Sloth: unable to survive in cold environments
  • Liz: despises cold weather

  • Sloth: moves only when necessary and even then very slowly
  • Liz: moves only when necessary and even then very slowly

  • Sloth: rarely attracts attention from predators
  • Liz: rarely attracts attention from humans

  • Sloth: known to sleep from 15 to 18 hours each day
  • Liz: could give sloth a run for her money

  • Sloth: leaf eater
  • Liz: salad consumer

  • Sloth: endangered
  • Liz: as of March 2011, making a comeback


1 comment:

  1. This is a funny comparison. After all, we all have our animal counterparts. I think I'm a panda.

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