- hotel pens
- coffee mugs
- XL complementary t-shirts; most shot from fancy t-shirt guns at sporting events. Why are they always extra large? I believe they should fire off small ones, and the super sized people should have to suffer for a change.
- Crocs ... ugh
- Dell computers ... they seem to be everywhere, and never functioning properly.
- toothbrushes, I bet they already outnumber humans
- cats ... I have recently discovered the show Confessions: Animal Hoarding, and as a result I now believe cats are like toothbrushes
04 April 2011
When the world ceases to exist (possibly when Oprah leaves her show at the end of May?) ... these are things currently in abundance that I expect to surface in the ruins: