24 July 2011

Time Keeps on Tickin'

Without a doubt I my favorite seasons are spring and summer. This, however, is how my mind is currently functioning:

  • today is July 24th
  • we are approaching the end of July
  • the end of July is basically mid August
  • August may as well be autumn 
  • great, it's almost winter
  • I hate hate hate cold weather
  • gross

... I believe I need to work on living in the present.

18 July 2011

Observations while in line at Target

Mistake: running into Target on a Sunday for a few things.
Entertainment: getting in line behind this family:

  • Mom & Dad
  • Mom possibly pregnant, or just a large pregnant looking gal ... or large and pregnant.
  • 3 utterly annoying kids bouncing around
  • parents not attempting to corral or reel any of them in
  • additional kid in stroller
  • ... a bulky stroller; child must be too privileged to be thrown into shopping cart like all other mortal children
  • Dad wearing a t-shirt that says, "World's Best Wingman"
  • Are you kidding me?
  • ugh
  • What type of father of 4, (possibly 5) would wear a shirt like that?

God Bless America

12 July 2011


  • When I was in the 5th grade, I owned a Mickey Mouse edition Starter jacket.
  • I am a 'liking' whore on Facebook.
  • I am working on eliminating emoticons from my life ... I do not wink in real like, therefore I should not wink in the virtual world, right? :-/
  • Summer rules.
  • Grilling rules.
  • Reading rules.
  • Microwaves rule.
  • Straws rule.
  • Sunglasses rule.
  • Dinosaurs rule.
  • Toothbrushes rule.
  • Working up a sweat rules, sometimes.
  • The Oxford comma rules.
  • Scrilla rules.

08 July 2011

No List Friday

Atlantis took off this morning, marking NASA's final space shuttle venture into space.

Via Time

05 July 2011

When it rains, it pours.

Talk about a bust.
The Scene: bored on a drizzly 4th of July.
The Plan: Coke Icees from Wawa with my brother.
simple, right?

  • light drizzle instantly turned into pouring, cold rain.
  • midway to Wawa, my 'check engine' light illuminated.
  • Hellacious rain.
  • Coke and all other Icee flavors at Wawa were out of commission.
  • ... a rarity.
  • Decided to get my brother 2 Mountain Dews because they were on sale.
  • Sale price did not ring up at cash register.
  • Cashier resolved issue.
  • Rain continues to pour.
  • Got stuck at malfunctioning stoplight.
  • Seriously
  • ... for 10 minutes.
  • Arrived home
  • ... wet, cold, check engine light, Icee-less.