19 August 2011

The Quotable Jersey Shore

If you're not watching Jersey Shore, you're missing out on gems like these from last night's episode (chronologically):

  • "I get lost in a paper bag." -Snooki
  • "I'm supposed to wear glasses, but I don't because they make me look ugly." -Snooki
  • "Wine for me is like a legit cup of coffee in Italy." -Snooki
  • "... nice smile, straight teeth, perfecto." -Deena
  • "He actually speaks well English." -Deena
  • "Now it's time to get drunk." -Snooki
  • "I'm committed now, so now I party in a different way." -Snooki
  • "twinning" -Pauly D.
  • "How do you say easy girl? ... I'm not that." -Deena
  • "Dad, I'll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call." -Snooki
  • "First of all, I'm not doing sex." -Deena
  • "Why are they here right now? ... it's daytime." -Snooki
  • "Mike never takes girls out on dates, especially during the daytime." -Vinny
  • "Look how romantical that is." -Sammi
  • "Ronnie and Sam are back together, and we've just set ourselves months & months of progress back." -Vinny
  • Sammi: "We're taking it slow." Snooki: "So, slow sex?"
  • "The girls are enjoying themselves for once." -Pauly D.
  • "Alright, she's a virgin, and the other one is a big whore." -Snooki
  • "When you're drunk sometimes you kiss girls." -Deena
  • "It was supposed to be a menage-a-twin." -The Situation
  • "That's weird though ... she just jumps from bed to bed." -Deena
  • "The truth will set you free, Snooki." -The Situation

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