04 January 2012


I get a little annoyed with all of the doomsday talk, BUT just what if the Mayans were right?  Should I be living this year any differently from my past years here on earth? Should I:

  • quit paying attention to speed limit signs?
  • refuse to pay foreseen speeding tickets?
  • run up tabs at bars and then bounce without paying?
  • skip my bi-annual teeth cleaning at the dentist in June?
  • apply for a bunch of credit cards?
  • upon being receiving said cards, run up a bunch of debt?
  • watch as much Jeopardy, Jersey Shore, and Parks and Recreation as possible?
  • quit my job?
  • quit saving money?
  • binge on as much fast food as possible, because who knows if there is a McDonald's in the next life?
  • quit washing my hands?
  • read as much as possible?
  • don't read at all?
  • diligently go to brunch on Sundays? ... while Sundays still exist
  • see new places?
  • stockpile necessities? ... is there a point?
  • bunker down at home and never leave?

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