12 April 2012

That one time I thought I got a cheesy compliment from a friend

Story of my life.

I logged onto Facebook yesterday and saw this on my wall (or do I say, 'timeline' instead of wall now? Either way I don't like it F-book is a hot, ugly mess these days.)

Nonetheless, a friend posted a link to, 33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed In You with the caption, "Number 21 is talking to you!"

  • So I clicked the link. You should, too!
  • It's hilarious.
  • ... and because I have the attention span of a 4 year old at times, by the time I read #3 I had no idea which number "is talking to you!"
  • Oh well, I continued through the list.
  • I really liked numbers 12, 19, 20, and 26.
  • and then I got down to number 33
  • Actually, this corgi thinks you're doing just fine. Because screw those other guys. "Keep up the great work," says this corgi, "I'm proud of you!"
  • For whatever reason, I was convinced this is what the F-book caption pointed me towards.
  • So I thought:
    • wow
    • that's really nice
    • ... and I am really undeserving
    • ... and I'm now just smiling
    • ... this really made my day
    • ... how thoughtful!
  • whomp, whomp.
  • I then re-read that F-book message, which directed me back to #21.
  • This otter is disappointed that you never finished Infinite Jest.
    • fitting, and deserving

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