Anatomy of a Bag Lady

As I was rifling through my purse looking for money as I waited in line at Starbucks the other day, I suddenly realized:

1. I have a lot of randomness going on in my bag right now, and 
2. I am a bag lady. 

The contents of purse consist of:

• cell phone
• wallet
• coin purse
• car keys
• 35mm camera
• dental floss
• iPod headphones
• travel pack of q-tips
• map of New York, NY
• State Bicycle coupon
• bottle of Pamprin
• 2 tampons
• Moleskine notepad
• Marriott key card
• 4 Starbucks 'Pick of the Week' cards, all expired
• 2 $1.00 bills
• 12 miscellaneous receipts (since thrown away)
• table place card from wedding
• wedding toast, from wedding
• 3 random scrap notes/ ideas for Life As List
• another roll of dental floss
• Tums
• 3 tubes of Chapstick
• green Sharpie pen
• Sharpie extra fine point marker
• 6 pens
• mechanical pencil
• penny from 1988