24 May 2012

Anatomy of a Bag Lady

As I was rifling through my purse looking for money as I waited in line at Starbucks the other day, I suddenly realized:


  1. I have a lot of randomness going on in my bag right now, and 
  2. I am a bag lady. 


The contents of purse consist of:

  • cell phone
  • wallet
  • coin purse
  • car keys
  • 35mm camera
  • dental floss
  • iPod headphones
  • travel pack of q-tips
  • map of New York, NY
  • State Bicycle coupon
  • bottle of Pamprin
  • 2 tampons
  • Moleskine notepad
  • Marriott key card
  • 4 Starbucks 'Pick of the Week' cards, all expired
  • 2 $1.00 bills
  • 12 miscellaneous receipts (since thrown away)
  • table place card from wedding
  • wedding toast, from wedding
  • 3 random scrap notes/ ideas for Life As List
  • another roll of dental floss
  • Tums
  • 3 tubes of Chapstick
  • green Sharpie pen
  • Sharpie extra fine point marker
  • 6 pens
  • mechanical pencil
  • penny from 1988

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