I was at a sporting goods store last weekend, minding my own business, and then I heard someone say, "yes, I'm looking to purchase the most expensive canoe you have." I turned to see what type of human makes comments like this, and I observed the following:
- man
- middle aged
- American
- beard
- glasses
- plaid shorts
- loafers
- ... not boat shoes, loafers
- polo
- not just any polo, a hot pink polo
- popped collar
- man purse
- in addition to the, 'expensive canoe' comment I also heard him say that he wanted to rig it with an outboard motor (yes, outboard) ... in his words: 'you know, in case your arms get tired, or you pull a muscle paddling'
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