02 August 2012

Nonfulfillment

I could not sit down and focus, so I headed to Barnes & Noble to update my resume.  Things did not go as planned:

  • ordered drink
  • scoped out a table near no one
  • created new playlist on iTunes
  • cracked open a new Moleskine
  • Tweeted
  • ... 6 tweets
  • sent 2 text messages
  • checked Facebook
  • posted a note on a real life friend's virtual wall
  • favorited 2 tweets
  • [wait, 'favorited' is not an actual word, right?]
  • ... added 2 tweets to my favorites list
  • sent 1 e-mail
  • checked Instagram
  •  did not so much as glimpse at resume
  • #fail

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