If so, you are wrong.
I took a shower tonight, and this happened:
- I got shampoo in my eyes
- actually just one eye
- my left eye
- ... like TLC
- it was awful
- seriously, if felt like there were needles in my eye
- cops don't need pepper spray, they need Paul Mitchell
- the only thing that made my face feel better was to let the water run right in my face
- ... which led to me getting water up my nose
- ... and then I did some sort of gasping thing
- ... so I inhaled water
- ... and then I was coughing
- it wasn't pretty
- SO basically, I almost drown tonight trying to wash my hair
Life is rough.
... and my eye is still burning.