10 April 2013

Rational Irrational Fears?

Let's be honest, a lot of things scare me.

Did you see the story about the guy who was in his bedroom, and then was swallowed by a sinkhole?  It happened.  ... and sinkholes are one of my many fears, also making the scaredy cat list are:

  • flying
  • getting the flu
  • blood clots
  • food poisoning
  • making left turns
  • roller coasters
  • paper cuts
  • 'spontaneous death' ... I don't think this is a real term, I just made it up ... but it's when you're fine one second, and then dead.
  • germs
  • every type of natural disaster
  • suspicious moles ... not the animals
  • appendicitis
  • the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz
  • parking garages imploding
  • flesh eating bacteria
  • cat scratch fever
  • MRSA
  • wrinkles
  • age spots
  • unfortunate encounters with garbage disposals
  • passing out

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