I have acquired the most interactive calendar for the year ...
10 January 2014
08 January 2014
07 January 2014
- Beyonce is my girl, but her new secret album ... thumbs down.
- I start to dread the end of summer by mid June.
- I always wanted a summer birthday, but I have come to terms with having a November birthday; I guess.
- Feet are gross.
- Ears are weird.
- I love the smell of Scope mouthwash.
- Fine point pens trump all others.
- I hate canoes.
- I hate the idea of canoeing.
- The same goes for ice skates and ice skating.
- I once had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed birthday party.
- When I see the word, 'applause' I instantly think, 'applesauce'
- I love the word albeit, but I have no idea how to correctly use it in a sentence.
Label me this: confessions
05 January 2014
Conversations immediately get awkward when you ask me things like this:
- What are your New Year's resolutions?
- What do you mean you don't have any New Year's resolutions?
- What do you want to do?
- What do you want to do job wise?
- Yeah, but, what do you really want to do?
- What's your dream job?
- What are you doing this weekend?
- What's your 5 year plan?
- Have you read Fifty Shades of Gray?
- You really hate watermelon?