15 April 2015

On Tinder ...

Tinder fascinates me. The other day I saw a guy's profile that opened with:

"I vape"
Really? That's what you lead with?

Guys ... take notes ... you'd attract more ladies if you eliminated pics featuring:

  • cargo shorts
  • fedora hats
  • soccer
  • hockey
  • reptiles
  • nautical star tattoos
  • neck tattoos
  • face tattoos
  • selfie sticks
  • bad teeth
  • anything mentioning Ohio
  • Dallas Cowboys hats
  • gauged ears
  • 'hehehe' instead of 'hahaha'
  • weird facial hair
  • American Eagle, Abercrombie, or Hollister t-shirts 
  • sunglasses with white frames
  • hand gestures


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